"Blonde at the End of the Bar" joke
A guy enters a bar, sits down and commences to check out the scenery. He can't help but notice a very nice looking and shapely blonde sitting at the end of the bar. The bartender comes up to the guy and says, "What can I get for you?" The guy replies, "Get me a bourbon and water, and while you're at it, I want to buy that 'douche-bag' at the end of the bar a drink too."
The bartender commences to berate the guy, saying, "That nice looking blonde at the end of the bar just came in today and she's the nicest looking thing that's come in this bar for a long time. I don't want a customer's insults causing her to want to leave!" The guy apologizes and tells the bartender to please ask the beautiful young woman if he can buy her a drink.
The bartender approaches the blonde and says, "The guy who just walked in is offering to buy you a drink."
She looks down at the guy, smiles and winks, and says to the bartender, "How nice of him. Please pour me a vinegar and water!"
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