"Blonde and toilet" joke
why did the blonde throw bread down the toilet?
to feed the toilet duck
A man had his VISA stolen but he decided not to report it as the thief was spending less than his wife did!
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been seen.
A priest had a small flock of chickens, but the prize rooster went missing, and he didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next Sunday he queried:
"Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no, I mean has anybody seen a more...
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender."