"Blonde and toilet" joke

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why did the blonde throw bread down the toilet?
to feed the toilet duck

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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