"Blonde and toilet" joke

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why did the blonde throw bread down the toilet?
to feed the toilet duck

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

Q: What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
A: About five drinks.

A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room to find a naked prostitute asleep on the bed. He quickly climbs into the bed and begins performing oral sex on the prostitute.
She wakes up and decides that more...

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

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