"Blonde and toilet" joke

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why did the blonde throw bread down the toilet?
to feed the toilet duck

A kid said to his Dad, "In school I learned Pluto is in outerspace. But they didn't say where Mickey is."

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

A American guy named Paul challenged a Filipino
American: use my name four times in a sentence
Filipino: Paul be carePaul you mightPaul in the swimmingPaul

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Smithville wakes up early and goes to their local church.
Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives, their families, etc.
Suddenly, at the altar, Satan more...

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