"Blonde and toilet" joke
why did the blonde throw bread down the toilet?
to feed the toilet duck
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
Jimmy came up to his father one day and asked for a car. His father said, "Jimmy once your dick reaches your asshole, you can have a car." Two years later, Jimmy told his dad that his dick was able to reach his asshole. His father turned to him and said, "Well more...
I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the rope was very weak and the brunette said someone had to let go. no one volunteered, until the brunette finally said she would let go, and gave a heart-felt speech. hearing this the blondes started more...