"Blonde and toilet" joke
why did the blonde throw bread down the toilet?
to feed the toilet duck
A kid said to his Dad, "In school I learned Pluto is in outerspace. But they didn't say where Mickey is."
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
A American guy named Paul challenged a Filipino
American: use my name four times in a sentence
Filipino: Paul be carePaul you mightPaul in the swimmingPaul