"Blonde and toilet" joke

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why did the blonde throw bread down the toilet?
to feed the toilet duck

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it, dear? Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

a man walks into a doctor with a steering wheel down his pants and the doctor says "whats the matter;"and the man say "i dont know but its driving me nuts

The squeaky wheel doesn't always get the grease; sometimes it gets replaced.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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