"Blonde and toilet" joke
why did the blonde throw bread down the toilet?
to feed the toilet duck
I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.
Josh was never the most gifted child, but for this he couldn't really be blamed. His mother, Maria, was no better than him. However, the singular talent that he possessed was an odd one: He could memorize everything he ate. His mother didn't see this as satisfactory, but she more...
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.