"Blonde and toilet" joke
why did the blonde throw bread down the toilet?
to feed the toilet duck
A American guy named Paul challenged a Filipino
American: use my name four times in a sentence
Filipino: Paul be carePaul you mightPaul in the swimmingPaul
If Olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Mencken's Law: There is always an easy answer to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong.
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
An extremely wealthy man walks into a fancy restaurant. He notices a beautiful woman sitting all alone at a table in the corner. He decides to send her a bottle of wine to get her attention. He tells the busboy to give her a bottle of their most expensive wine and tell her its more...