"Blonde and toilet" joke
why did the blonde throw bread down the toilet?
to feed the toilet duck
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
My first job was working in an office at my cubicle. Unfortunately, they put me on the floor with a bunch of pranksters.
While I was doing my work, I saw one a co-worker with a funnel down his pants, trying to catch a coin with it, for fun. He would throw the more...
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can more...