"Blonde and toilet" joke

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why did the blonde throw bread down the toilet?
to feed the toilet duck

A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
"Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I'm the receptionist at the V.D. clinic

Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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