"Blonde and toilet" joke
why did the blonde throw bread down the toilet?
to feed the toilet duck
There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the rope was very weak and the brunette said someone had to let go. no one volunteered, until the brunette finally said she would let go, and gave a heart-felt speech. hearing this the blondes started more...
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, ''Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?''
Then the lady answered, ''Excuse me, I think this is a goose.''
And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.''
A kid said to his Dad, "In school I learned Pluto is in outerspace. But they didn't say where Mickey is."
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.