"Blonde and toilet" joke
why did the blonde throw bread down the toilet?
to feed the toilet duck
The final word on nutrition and health.
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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
Entering a bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I am so pissed off!"
"Really?" What happened?" the bartender asked.
"Well, I met this gorgeous woman and she invited me back to her place.
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.
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