"Blonde and toilet" joke
why did the blonde throw bread down the toilet?
to feed the toilet duck
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
Wise men talk because they have something to say, Fools talk because they have to say something.
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men s they're a bunch of liars.
Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day. Each was from a different Big Ten school and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater.
As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to more...