"Blonde and toilet" joke

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why did the blonde throw bread down the toilet?
to feed the toilet duck

A man had his VISA stolen but he decided not to report it as the thief was spending less than his wife did!

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been seen.

A priest had a small flock of chickens, but the prize rooster went missing, and he didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next Sunday he queried:
"Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no, I mean has anybody seen a more...

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender."
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A blonde, brunette and a redhead were chosen to be apart of a science experiment.
The scientist said "Think of any place you would like to go and you will instantly be there"
The brunette said "I want to go to Australia"
Instantly she was poofed more...

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