"Blonde and toilet" joke

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why did the blonde throw bread down the toilet?
to feed the toilet duck

1. We are always clean.
2. We are totally comfortable saying, "I'll show you my breast if you show me your fly."
3. Bathing suits. Need I say more?
4. We WILL last the longest.
5. We know several different paces.
6. We LiKE it wet.
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