"Blonde and toilet" joke

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why did the blonde throw bread down the toilet?
to feed the toilet duck

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" even when you don't know anything.
The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he more...

If Olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Q: Do you know why doctors slap babies on the butt after they are born?
A: It knocks the penises off of the dumb ones.

It was flooding in California. As the flood waters were rising, a man was on the stoop of his house and another man in a row boat came by. The man in the row boat told the man on the stoop to get in and he'd save him. The man on the stoop said, no, he had faith in God and would more...

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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