"Blonde and toilet" joke
why did the blonde throw bread down the toilet?
to feed the toilet duck
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?
A. Kentucky sucks.
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men s they're a bunch of liars.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.
The final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer more...