"Blonde and The Shepherd" joke
Having grown tired of people assuming she was dumb because of her blonde hair, Sue decided to have it dyed brown. Leaving the hairdresser's feeling very good about herself she decided to take a drive in the country. She saw a shepherd with his sheep and decided this was the perfect opportunity to test out her new look. Parking her car, she got out and approached the shepherd.
"May I have one of your sheep as a reward if I can correctly guess how many you have?" she asked.
Thinking she could never possibly guess the exact number, he agreed. Much to his surprise, Sue guessed 95, the exact number of sheep in his flock.
Winning the bet and feeling very proud of herself, Sue picked up her reward and was heading back to her car when she felt the shepherd tap her on the shoulder.
"Pardon me," the shepherd said, "but if I can guess your natural hair color, do you think I could have my dog back?"
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