"Blonde Slut" joke
Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible experience she'd had the previous night with this guy she brought home.
"Well, what happened when you got there?" Jill asked
"The bastard called me a blonde slut!" Mary said.
"And what did you do then?" Jill asked, shocked.
"I told him to get the hell out of my bedroom and take his eight friends with him!"
Tips for Moving South...Yee-Haw!
1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it.
2. If you forget a Southerner's name, refer to him (or her) as "Bubba". You have a 75% chance of being right.
3. Just because you can drive on more...
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
Your Moma is so poor when I saw her wobbling down the strret with one shoe, I hollered-"lost a shoe", and she said-"Nope... just found one..."
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
Don't criticize your wife...if she were perfect, she would have married much better than you.