"Blonde Buys Curtains" joke
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen". The surprised salesman replies: "But, madam, computers do not have curtains...."
And the blonde said:
"Helloooo... I've got Windows!"
A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church service: "And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who passed trash against us."
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
To open windows
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