"Birds" joke
One day a lady rushes into the George W. Bushs office. Surprised the president says, Whats the matter? The lady then says, We just got news that the bird flu is spreading, and we need to do something about it! So the same day George Bush makes a live, emergency announcement saying, The bird flu is spreading so I have gathered my troops. We will take war on the Canary Islands in a couple of hours.
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
Q:what did god say when the first black person came to heaven?
A:oops I must of burnt one!!
A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...
Arnold Schwartzinagor has a long one
Michael J. Fox has a short one
Madonna doesn't have one and
Bill Clinton uses his a lot
What is "it"?
A last name!
Now what were you thinking?