"Biology Class" joke

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In biology class the teacher asks, "Can anyone tell me why a flounder is flat?" Little Johnny raises his hand.
"Go ahead, Little Johnny."
"My uncle told me it's because a whale raped the flounder."
"That's terrible, Little Johnny. I'll have to speak to your parents about this. Let's try another one. Why does a lobster's eyes protrude from its head?"
Again Little Johnny raises his hand.
"We'll give you another chance."
"My uncle said when the whale raped the flounder, the lobster saw it, and his eyes popped out in shock."

The lesson is what you read in the fine print. The experience is what you get when you don't.

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Your momma is so fat that when she jumped in the ocean, she was the cause for the tsunami.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

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