"Bigfoot Blonde" joke

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been seen.

MONDAY: It's so much fun to cook for Ron. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. Fortunately, the neighbors were kind enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY: Ron wanted fruit salad for dinner. The recipe said serve without dressing so, I more...

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Mick and Moe were arrested for smoking dope; they appeared in court on Friday. After hearing the charges against them, the judge said, "You seem like nice young men.... and this is your first offense. I'm going to give you both a second chance. Rather than wasted time in more...

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run. She still has the grenade in her mouth.

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