"Bigfoot Blonde" joke

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been seen.

Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Baptist - and their wives were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and before long, they were standing before St. Peter.

First came the Presbyterian and his wife. St. Peter more...

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

Justin Williams told this joke on his Cajun Cooking show:
Two Cajuns, Rober' and Maurice, decided that hunting possums had gotten too dull, so they planned a trip to Canada to shoot moose. They flew in commercial planes all the way to Saskatoon, and from there, they hired a more...

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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