"Bernie and Morris" joke
Bernie was unfortunate enough to be hit by a truck and ended
up in the hospital. His best friend Morris came to visit him.
Bernie struggles to tell Morris, "My wife Sadie visits me
three times a day. She's so good to me. Every day, she reads
to me at the bedside."
"What does she read?" asks Morris.
"My life insurance policy."
What a coincidence!
Moishe and Bernie are walking down Regents Street when Moishe suddenly says to Bernie, "Don`t look! Don`t look! Here comes my wife and my mistress."
Bernie sneaks a peak and says, "What a coincidence, I was going to say the same more...
...Bernie Madoff is writing his autobiography, a tell-all book about his life in the financial world....Book's title: "Bernie Madoff...American I-Con."
Knock Knock Who's there! Bernie! Bernie who? Bernie bridges!
...retailers are reporting that the 3 most popular Halloween costumes for 2009 are Harry Potter, Star Trek, and the Bernie Madoff. The Bernie Madoff costume kit comes with 3 flies which you put on your shoulder and then go as a piece of shit.