"Beauty" joke

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Beauty is only a light switch away

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Why did the dishonest man grow a beard?
So that no one could call him a bare-faced liar!

A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, "How long have you been wearing that bra?" The friend replies, "Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment."

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw your wife giving you a blow job. Nyah, nyah, nyah."The Polak answers, "The joke's on you, Johnny. Nyah, nyah, nyah-I wasn't even home last night!"

Q: What do a tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to loose a house trailer.

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Kria:Few drinks help too ))
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