"Bartender, there's a fly in my..." joke

An Englishman, an Aussie and a Scotsman are sitting in a pub, quaffing a few
nut-brown ale. While they're sitting around blankly staring at their mugs,
three flies buzz down from the ceiling and lazily circle each drinker.
Suddenly "buzzzplooop," each fly does a kamakazi dive into a different glass.
The Englishman gives a disgusted look at his pint, dips the fly out with a
spoon, flicks it over his shoulder, and drains the glass.
The Aussie notices the fly as he puts the glass to his lips. With a quick puff
he blows the bug out in a cloud of foam, and tosses the beer down in one gulp.
They both look on amazed as the Scotsman carefully grasps the fly by its wings,
gently lifts it and shakes it off. Then he says to the fly in a quiet voice,
"There y'are now laddie, SPIT IT OOOOT!"

- Wave properly you stupid bitch!
- Nan please, that's the Queen

- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

'go back to africa, go back to india!'
'Nan shut up were at the zoo.'

- Look at those speeding cunts
- Nan that's an ambulance

- Fuck off, ninja!
- Nan, thats a muslim.

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