"Bar Scene" joke
Heard this from a D.J.:
A guy walks into a bar. He sees an attractive person of the opposite
gender and walks up to her. He said, "Hey, can I buy you a drink?"
The gal stands up walks to the middle of the room and shouts, "WHAT
DO YOU THINK I AM, A PROSTITUTE?" She storms out of the bar, and the
guy, face completely red, orders a beer and sat in a dark corner. A
few minutes later, the girl returns and came up to the guy. She says,
"I'm sorry about that. I'm psychology major and I was just testing to
see your reaction to what I just said."
Then the guy stands up and walks to the middle of the bar and shouts, "FIFTY DOLLARS?" :-)
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
Q:what did god say when the first black person came to heaven?
A:oops I must of burnt one!!
Arnold Schwartzinagor has a long one
Michael J. Fox has a short one
Madonna doesn't have one and
Bill Clinton uses his a lot
What is "it"?
A last name!
Now what were you thinking?
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...