"Bachelor's Hours" joke

Although he kept bachelor's hours, Harry quite piously demanded absolute fidelity from his wife. Almost every night he would leave her at home with the children, bidding her farewell with a cheery, "Good-night, mother of three."
Then one night she called back just as cheerfully, "Good-night, father of one."
Now Harry stays home.

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