"Bach hates chickens" joke

Q:what is Bach's least favorite animal? A:thee chicken because it keeps disturbing him saying "Bach Bach Bach Bach"

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

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