"Baby Boomers Then and Now" joke
Then: Being caught with Hustler magazine
Now: Being caught by Hustler magazine
Then: Hoping for a BMW
Now: Hoping for a BM
Then: The Grateful Dead
Now: Dr. Kevorkian
Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint
Now: Getting a new hip joint
Then Mood Stones
Now: Kidney Stones
Then: Moving to California because it's cool
Now: Moving to California because it's warm
Then: Being called into the principal's office
Now: Storming into the principal's office
Then: Screw the system!
Now: System upgrade.
Then: Peace Sign
Now: Mercedes Logo
Then: Getting your head stoned
Now: Getting your headstone
Then:' 'The Making of the President''
Now: The making of the President
Then:' 'Going blind''
Now: REALLY going blind
Then: Long hair
Now: Longing for hair
Then: Father Knows Best
Now: Go ask your mother!
Then: Parents begging you to get a haircut.
Now: Children begging you to get their head shaved.
Then: Acid rock
Now: Acid reflux
Then: The perfect high
Now: The perfect high-yield mutual fund
Then: Take acid
Now: Take antacid
Then: VW Microbus
Now: Voyager Minivan
Then: Thai Stick
Now: Thai Food
Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
Now: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids
Then: Passing the driving test
Now: Passing the vision test
Then: Seeds and stems
Then: Popping pills, smoking joints
Now: Popping joints
Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
Now: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend? They were both driving their cars at the time!
Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity!