"BLUEBERRY HILL" joke

class bell rings and the kids all go into class 5minutes later a boy walks in teacher says:why u late boy:iv been on top of blueberry hill sir teacher:detention after school 5minutes later another boy walks in teacher:why u late boy:iv been on top of blueberry hill sir teacher:detention for u 5 minutes later another boy walks in teacher:why u late boy:iv been on top of blueberry hill sir an then a girl walks in teacher:AND I SUPOSE URV BEEN ON TOP OF BLUEBERRY HILL TO
girl:no sir i am BLUEBERRY HILL

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.
A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself."
"You're supposed more...

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