"Audi" joke

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Bill and Tim are out one day test driving cars. They happen to pull up to the same stop light side by side.
Bill yells out his window, "HEY TIM, Corvette?"
Tim yells back "YUP THIS IS A CORVETTE"
Tim yells again "HEY BILL, Audi?"
Bill jumps out of his car pulls up his shirt, points to his belly button and says, "Nope! I got an INNY!"

A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became too much and he could go no farther.
He stuck his thumb out but after 3 hours, hadn't gotten a single person to stop. more...

A man walks into a bar and has a lot of drinks. He gets completely wasted. He mentions to the bartender that he has his girlfriend sitting in his new corvette outside so she can drive him home.
While the bartender went outside to throw out the garbage he notices a corvette more...

A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became too much and he could go no farther.
He stuck his thumb out, but after 3 hours hadn't gotten a single person to stop. more...

(Heard on radio station CHNS, Halifax.)
There was a young fellow who was quite inventive and
was always trying out new things. One day he thought
he'd see just how fast a bicycle could go before it
became uncontrollable. He asked his friend, who owned
an more...

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