"Are you wearing space pants" joke
Are you wearing space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet