"Talk is cheap" joke

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Anybody who thinks talk is cheap never argued with a traffic cop.

Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes more...

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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