"Animals of the jungle" joke

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1 How do you fit an elephant into your fridge within 3 steps?
2 How do you fit a zebra in your fridge?
3 King of the jungle, the lion every animal in the jungle will come to his wedding but one animal won't which one is it?
4 A man needs to get to the other side of a bridge desperately there are killer alligators that live in the river and there is no boat how do you get across??
1. step 1- open the fridge.
step 2- put elephant in the fridge.
step 3- close the fridge.
2. step 1- open the fridge.
step 2- take the elephant out.
step 3- put the zebra in.
step 4- close the fridge.
3. The zebra because it is in the fridge.
4. Swim because the alligators are at the wedding.

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I accidentally left the fridge door open and all the food went off.
My wife was furious. "What am I supposed to do with all this food?"
I said. "Look, love, don't make a meal out of it."

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