"Anesthesia" joke

A husband was coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in a hospital.

His wife was sitting at his bedside, when his eyes fluttered open and he murmured, "You're beautiful."

Flattered, the wife continued her vigil. Later the husband woke up again and said, "You're cute."

"What happened to beautiful?" asked the wife.

"The drugs are wearing off," the husband replied.

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