"Andrew "Drew" Burch Comedy Tampons" joke
In efforts to keep with a great product line, we are now offering a new inexpensive Tampon. We know it won't be the best so our slogan will be as follows:
Our Tampons may not be #1 but, we're still up there!
Q: How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb.
A: None. They are not interested in that short wave stuff.
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a
bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes
The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello Master, I
will grant you one wish, anything that you want."
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!