"An old-timer is someone who" joke

An old-timer is someone who remembers every detail of their life story, but cannot remember how many times they have told the same person.

The proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his children and immediately started to assemble it with all the neighborhood children anxiously waiting to play on it. After several hours of reading the directions, attempting to fit bolt A into slot B, etc., he finally more...

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