"An old sailor goes to a brothel..." joke

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An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins." How am I doing?" He asks." Three knots," she replies." Three knots? What's that mean?" "You're not hard, you're not in, and you're not getting your money back."

The lesson is what you read in the fine print. The experience is what you get when you don't.

Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.

A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, "How long have you been wearing that bra?" The friend replies, "Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment."

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run. She still has the grenade in her mouth.

So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a nail in, then picked up another. He was holding the nail upside down. He unexpectedly threw the nail away. He picked up another nail, right side up this time, and pounded this in. He eventually threw so many more...

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