"An Essay" joke

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"I have read your essay about your house," scowled the professor, "and it's exact the same as your brother's from last year."
"Of course," says the student, "It's the same house."

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

- Wave properly you stupid bitch!
- Nan please, that's the Queen

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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