"An Essay" joke
"I have read your essay about your house," scowled the professor, "and it's exact the same as your brother's from last year."
"Of course," says the student, "It's the same house."
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
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Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Tiddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could, "I'm afraid Tiddles is dead, Lucy."
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