"An Essay" joke

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"I have read your essay about your house," scowled the professor, "and it's exact the same as your brother's from last year."
"Of course," says the student, "It's the same house."


Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

A programmer died after leading a rather quit life. This guy was lucky, he got a choice between going to heaven or hell.
So he went on a tour of heaven with St. Peter. All around him people was singing and clapping hands or just leading a mild, peacefull existence. more...

- Wave properly you stupid bitch!
- Nan please, that's the Queen

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