"Airline Flasher" joke

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A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I asked to see your ticket, not your stub."

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

I've been fucking this really sexy bird who is a twin.
My mate asked me how I told her apart from the other twin?
I said it was easy. Her brother has a beard.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your more...

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