"Airline Flasher" joke

Hot 2 years ago

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I asked to see your ticket, not your stub."

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

I had the wife in stitches last night.

That'll teach her to overcook my steak.

chuck norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves

chuck norris is the only person that can kick you in the back of the face

I've been fucking this really sexy bird who is a twin.
My mate asked me how I told her apart from the other twin?
I said it was easy. Her brother has a beard.

Be first to comment!
remember me
follow replies
Funny Joke? 10 vote(s). 100% are positive. 0 comment(s).