"According to the Washington Times" joke
According to the Washington Times (7/2/97) when a Virginia High School
student exposed mice to hard rock music 10 hours a day for three weeks,
their ability to navigate a maze they already knew decreased
significantly. A control group, exposed to classical music, actually
improved their maze time. The experiment was cut short because the hard
rock mice ate each other.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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