"Abstinence" joke

A lot of people have several different reasons for abstaining from sex. Some want to wait until marriage, others wait until they have a special connection with their partner of choice.
Me... i'm just waiting for somebody who is willing to sleep with a 300 pound unemployeed man on his mom's living room couch.

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