"Absolute Best Offer" joke
A man entered a pharmacy and asked to speak with a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to explained that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if there was something she could help him with.
The man said that it was something he would feel more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.
The man agreed and began by saying, "This is difficult for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. So, I was wondering if you could give me something for it?"
"Just a moment," the pharmacist said, "I'll go talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "I've discussed it at length with my sister and the absolute best offer we can give you is 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car, and $2500 a month for living expenses."
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