"About Four Years" joke

One person from Utter Pradesh (UP) was in Mysore for about four years and his wife in Jaunpur (UP).

At the end of four years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had delivered a son.

His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this happened when our friend was in Mysore and his wife in Jaunpur.

He said it is common in UP that neighbours take care of the wife (good samaritans) when men are away.

The colleagues asked, "What name will you give to the son?"

To which he replied: "If it's the first neighbour who has taken care, then the name would be PAHLAJ.

If it's the second neighbour, then the name would be DWIVEDI, if it is the third neighbour then it would be TRIVEDI, if it is the fourth neighbour then it would be CHATURVEDI and if it's the fifth neighbour PANDEY.

After listening to this, questions followed and what if it is a mixture of neighbours?

Then it would be named as MISHRA and what if the wife is shy to tell the name of the neighbour, then it would be SHARMA, and what if she refuses to divulge the name of the neighbour then the name of the child would be GUPTA.

If she does not remember the name then? It is YAAD-AV. If it is the result of rape, it is DOSHI. Finally, if she is too enthusiastic about it, then he is JOSHI.