"A tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce" joke

Q: What do a tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to loose a house trailer.

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Dictionary:It would be nice if you could spell Lose correctly; otherwise, nice joke.
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Funny Joke? 31 vote(s). 48% are positive. 2 comment(s).