"A tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce" joke
Q: What do a tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to loose a house trailer.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Why did the dishonest man grow a beard?
So that no one could call him a bare-faced liar!
'go back to africa, go back to india!'
'Nan shut up were at the zoo.'
A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, "How long have you been wearing that bra?" The friend replies, "Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment."
The United Nations conducted a worldwide survey with one single question:
"Would you please give your opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure:
* In Latin America, they didn't more...