"A tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce" joke

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

An older woman is in the grocery store checkout when she takes notice of the bag-boy and begins to get turned on.
She pays for the groceries and as she’s walking out behind the bag-boy she makes her plan to seduce him.
Outside the door she leans over and whispers in more...

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...