"A tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce" joke

Q: What do a tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to loose a house trailer.

One day a man from Alabama comes to Georgia to get an education. He goes to the first professor he sees and says, “What can you teach me?”

Shocked, the professor answers, “Well, I can teach you about the power of reasoning.”

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Take my advice: I don't use it anyway.

What did the cyclone say to the coconut tree?
. ... Hold on to your nuts' cos I'm gonna blow you hard!!

Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

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Dictionary:It would be nice if you could spell Lose correctly; otherwise, nice joke.
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