"A professor is someone who" joke

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A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

I don't believe in reincarnation, which is strange, because in a previous existence, I did.

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