"A guy phones a law office and says:..." joke

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A guy phones a law office and says: "I want to speak to my lawyer." The
receptionist replies "I'm sorry but he died last week."
The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist
replies "I told you yesterday, he died last week."
The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer. By this
time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says "I keep telling you
that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"
The guy says, "Because I just love hearing it."

A man joins a monastery and although he takes a vow of silence, he is permitted to say two words every seven years.
After the first seven years have past, the elders bring him in and ask him for his two words.
"Cold floors," he says. The elders nod and send him more...

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