"A fly sitting on leaf by the lake" joke
There was a fly sitting on a leaf by the lake. The fly was feeling really hot and kept thinking to himself, "gosh... if I go down three inches... I will be able to feel the mist from the water."
There was a fish in the water thinking, "gosh... if that fly goes down three inches I can eat him." And the fly knew it.
There was a bear on the shore thinking, "gosh... if that fly goes down three inches... and the fish grabs the fly... I can eat that fish."
There was a hunter on the bank of the lake getting ready to eat his sandwich thinking, "gosh... if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish grabs that fly... and that bear grabs the fish... I can shoot that bear and have me a really good lunch."
There was a mouse by the hunter's foot thinking... "gosh... if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish grabs that fly... and that bear grabs that fish... the hunter will drop his cheese sandwich."
A cat lurking behind the bushes thought, "gosh... if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish grabs that fly... and that bear grabs that fish... and that hunter shoots that bear... and that mouse grabs the cheese sandwich... then I can have the mouse for lunch."
The fly is finally too hot... and too tempted and decides to cool off in the mist on the water. The fish grabs the fly... the bear grabs the fish... the hunter shoots the bear... and the mouse grabs the cheese sandwich.
But when the cat jumps out for the mouse... the mouse ducks and the cat falls in the water.
The moral of the story is...
whenever a fly goes down three inches... a pussy is in trouble!
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