"A couple was looking through their new home with ..." joke
A couple was looking through their new home with Ole the contractor, picking out wall colors for the various rooms. They went into the living room first, said they`d like to have it in a pale green. Ole wrote something down on a pad, then went to the window and yelled, "Gren sida oop!" They went on into the kitchen, where the couple chose a light clay color for the room. Again the Ole wrote something on a pad, went to the window, and yelled " Gren sida oop!" This continued from room to room, upstairs and downstairs - all through the house until they were finished. Finally, the husband couldn`t contain himself any longer, he had to find out what was going on. "I`m confused," he said. "Every room we`ve gone to, we`ve picked out a particular room color, you`ve written on a pad, then gone to the window and yelled, "Gren sida oop! Now, I know a little Swedish and we didn`t choose green in any room. What`s going on?" "Oh!", said Ole, "I`ve got Sven out der layin` sod for me."
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