"A blonde was terribly overweight,..." joke
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I
want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then
skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see
you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop
dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping.
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