"A blonde once shot an arrow into " joke
A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
Why does a blonde only change diaper on her baby once a month?
Because it says good for up to 20 pounds
What is more stupid then a brunette trying to start a fire in a pool?
A blonde trying to put it out.