"A Walk In The Woods" joke
A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dim, woods. The little boy says, "Mister, I'm frightened! These woods are truly terrifying."
The pedophile replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."
3 girls died and were brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel.
St. Peter asked the girls, "Before entering you must answer this simple question."
"Which is...?", they replied in more...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped atthe pearly gates by St. Peter, who is really miffed:"You swine. How can you have the audacity to try and enter heaven afteryou have lead such a perverted, ungodly life. Do you think you have asnowballs more...
An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide. A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope more...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
- "Hey, little girl, you want to buy some candy?"