"A Smellescope" joke

A young professor and his friends made a telescope that you could smell things with. When the inventers put it to test, they had people use it. During one of the tests, a 5th grader told them, "Don't make me smell Uranus!"

1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've more...

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