"A Poem About Yo NASTY MOMMA" joke

Float like a butterfly
Sting like a bee
I slept with yo momma
Now it burns when I pee !

Your mamas so old, that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead!!!

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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