"A Man with a Porpoise" joke

The world's tallest man saved the life of a dolphin by sticking his hand down it's throat and cleaning debris from it's stomach. Normally the dolphin would have been seen by someone more experienced with the procedure, but Nicole Ritchie was unavailable.

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

What did the baby dolphin do when he didnt get his way? He whale-d

There once was a magical bridge. A wise man told a blonde, brunette, and a red head that if they ran across it and wished to be any thing it would happen. So the next day all three of them went to the bridge. The red head went first. "I wish I was a dove!" and poof she more...

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!

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sabrina:waaaaaaaaaaaat that was a good one I love it
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