"A Cub Scout trop was half an hour late to ..." joke
A Cub Scout trop was half an hour late to its den meeting. The den mother asked them severely, "Why are you so late?"
"Oh," said one boy, "we were helping an old man cross the street."
"That`s a nice thing for scouts to do," said the mother. She paused. "But it shouldn`t make you half an hour late."
"Well, you see," said another boy, "he didn`t want to go."
A Pope, a boy scout, and the smartest guy in the world are on an airplane that is going down (because the pilot had a heart attack).
The boy scout says, "Well, there are only two parachutes aboard. Who is going to use them?""Since I am the smartest guy in the more...
One day, a pirate ship is cruising the seas off the coast of England when the scout yells, "There's a English ship on the horizon." Immediately, the crew looks to the captain, who valiantly says, "Bring me my red shirt." The captain dons the shirt and the more...