"A County Fair" joke
While visiting the livestock exhibit at a county fair with her husband, the overbearing wife asked one of the bull breeders how many times a week his animals performed their stud function.
"Oh, about four or five times," replied the owner.
Turning to her husband with a scornful look, she said, "You see, four or five times a week is not unusual among champions."
Realizing that he had contributed to the woman's abuse of her husband, the breeder quickly added, "Of course, we never use the same cow twice."
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