"3 Wishes" joke
A rabbit and a bear were walking thru the woods when they saw a magic lamp. They ran up to it and the genie came out.
"I'll grant u 3 wishes each for freeing me. The bear can start," said the genie
"I wish every bear in the entire forest, except me, was a female!" said the bear.
"Wish granted," said the genie. And then the rabbit took his turn.
"I wish I had a motorcycle that could go faster then anything in the world" said the rabbit.
"Wish granted," said the genie. And a shiny new motorcycle stood in front of the rabbit.
"Ok," said the bear, "I wish every bear in the country, except for me, was a female!
An older woman is in the grocery store checkout when she takes notice of the bag-boy and begins to get turned on.
She pays for the groceries and as she’s walking out behind the bag-boy she makes her plan to seduce him.
Outside the door she leans over and whispers in more...
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been seen.
Why men have a clear conscience?
Because they have never used it!
Why don't vegetarian women scream during orgasms?
They refuse to admit that a piece of meat gives them pleasure!