"3 Men at a Hotel" joke
On a fine sunday afternoon, a man walk into a run-down hotel and asks for a room he can piss off the balcony of. The clerk calmly replies, "2nd floor."
A little while later, another man walks into the hotel and he asks "Ms., do you think i could get a room that i could practice my knife juggling in?" The clerk calmly replies "3rd floor."
Not too long after that, the custodian comes in. He says to the clerk "Exuse me, but I have a bunch of extra paint, and I was wondering if I could paint one of the rooms." The clerk calmly replies "1st floor."
This is what happens. The man on the 3rd floor drops one of his knives off the balcony and it cuts off thepenis of the man on the second floor. It then falls into a can of green paint that belonged to the custodian. The can of paint then falls into a barrel down on the street. It just so happenes that there was a pickle eating contest taking place and the man who won never notices what he realy ate.
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