"11 People Greet Colts" joke
Only 11 people greeted the Colts at the airport. And seven of them were just waiting for connecting flights.
An older woman is in the grocery store checkout when she takes notice of the bag-boy and begins to get turned on.
She pays for the groceries and as she’s walking out behind the bag-boy she makes her plan to seduce him.
Outside the door she leans over and whispers in more...
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been seen.
Why men have a clear conscience?
Because they have never used it!
Why don't vegetarian women scream during orgasms?
They refuse to admit that a piece of meat gives them pleasure!