Funny Jokes

Light Kab Gai

Hot 1 week ago

Teacher: Tum Jhoot Bole Rahe Ho, Kal Rat 2 Baje Light Nahin Thi Tho Tum Kaise Study Kar Sakte Ho Raju Sir Study Me Itna Kho Gaya Tha Ki Pata Nahin Chala Ki Light Kab Gai.

Funny Shahrukh Khan

Hot 1 week ago

Shahrukh: The guy, if not for the directors direction, would never
comb his hair. No wonder half of the desis are Shahrukh look alike.
Jokes aside, he is one of the top actor in Bollywood, if not the
best. Has the hair, argument on the looks, yea he can act and
overact, and I guess he can dance when the steps aren't too hard.. hehe.
But Shah Rukh Khan at his start wasn't as great as Hrithik is right
now (at his start). He looks good because he dresses good (doesn't
take much, just throw a GAP sweater on your back, some hair spray
and play a violin). After Amitabh and his memorable scenes with
Bollywood Mothers (Nirupa Roi to name one), Shahrukh is probably
the second best when it comes to getting emotional on the screen
with his touching acting,.... especially with his movie mothers.....
Tum sun rahi ho na maaa. .. Maan dekho main aa gaya maaa....... Tum
kuch kahti kyon nahi mum mum mum maaaaa........ from more...

DNA Test

Hot 1 week ago

Federal Bureau of Investigation
Crime Lab 2A-3356N, Wash DC
DNA Test Results: Clinton, William Jefferson
Dear Mr. Starr:
The test on the dress came back inconclusive.
Everyone in Arkansas has the same DNA.
Sorry,
The FBI

Outsourcing

Hot 1 week ago

I'm not saying America is outsourcing a lot of jobs, but yesterday, India found 15 Mexicans tunneling in.

I don't know if you saw Oprah a few days ago, but the winners of the "Young People Write an Essay About the Holocaust Contest" were announced. Fifty young people from around the country were selected to appear on Oprah's show and read portions of their essays, then watch Oprah cry with a real-life Holocaust survivor. Why do I think the contest was rigged? It's because my essay was not chosen, even though I am a young person and, like Oprah, I totally believe in angels.

Luckily, I have a forum for my essay (Which my angels helped me write, by the way.) on Daily Comedy. Here it is. I think that after reading it you will agree that my holocaust essay's not being chosen is the biggest travesty in history since the holocaust.
Oprah is Better Than Hitler
An Essay by Kurt Metzger and Angels

Hi, my name is Kurt and I hate the holocaust. It was totally not cool. If I ever had the chance to meet Hitler, I would tell him that he is a jerk and his mustache did more...

Over processed

Hot 2 weeks ago

Tina and Kelly were sitting home on a Saturday evening.
Tina is known for her wit in cracking jokes.
She tells Kelly that she looked liked a french poodle.
Kelly "replies" you have the audacity to say I look like a french poodle when you look like over processed meat.

Tamales

Hot 2 weeks ago

why do mexicans eat tamales on christmas?
so they have something to unwrap