Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Stupid

Hot 1 day ago

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

Thinking of ex

Hot 1 day agoby justincider

A guy runs into an ex-girlfriend, with whom he didn't have the greatest relationship.
"You know, I was with another woman last night, but I was still thinking of you."
"Why, because you miss me?"
"No, because it keeps me from coming too fast."

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...
so I said "Implants?"

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

Good Looks

Hot 2 days ago

No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...