Q: What did the Punjabi Woman say when shown her newborn baby in the
A: "I'm not going to chuso (suck) something THAT small!"
Q: Why do Punjabi Women prefer Dravidian Men over their own Punjabi Men?
A1: Because 12 inches is better than 3!
A2: Because 12 hours is longer than 3 minutes!
Q: Why do Punjabans prefer bathing in lakes and rivers?
A: So nobody can peep at them through the windows!
Q: How do you convince 4 Punjabi Women to sit on the same chair?
A: Turn the chair upside down!
Mr and Mrs Punjabi are sitting in a bath tub.
Punjaban: Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?