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How the World Cup 2003 was won:
Super Six: Australia, India, Kenya, Sri Lanka, New Zealand and Zimbabwe. Only countries whose name ended with A went into the Semi-Finals. Australia
India
Kenya
Sri Lanka
(New Zealand and Zimbabwe did not have A at their end). Only countries whose names ended with IA went into the Final Australia India
(Kenya and Sri Lanka did not have IA at their end)
Who took the Cup? : Kisne World Cup "Lia"? Austra"lia"!
Who gave the Cup? : Kisne World Cup "Dia"? In"dia"!

The political situation in Zimbabwe is like a sinking Titanic.pipo have to be reminded to jump out of it before it sinks.