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    To get us all in the Christmas spirit. .. Can you name these Christmas Songs? Answers found below.
    -------- Questions --------- Approach Everyone Who Is Steadfast
    Ecstacy Toward The Orb
    Hush, The Foretelling Spirits Harmonize
    Hey, Miniscule Urban Area Southwest Of Jerusalem
    Quiescent Nocturnal Period
    The Autocratic Troika Originating Near the Accent of Apollo
    The Primary Carol
    Embellish The Corridors
    I Apprehended My Maternal Parent Osculating with a Corpulent, Unshaven Male in Crimson Disguise
    I'm Fantasizing Concerning a Blanched Yuletide
    My Singular Desire For The Impending Yuletide Season Is Receipt Of A Pair Of Central Incisors.
    During the Time Ovine Caretakers Supervised Their Charges Past Twilight
    Celestial Messengers From Splendid Empires.
    The Thing Manifest Itself at the Onset of a Transparent Day
    The Tatterdemalion Ebony Atmosphere
    The Coniferous Nativity
    What Offspring Abides more...

    To get us all in the Christmas spirit... Can you name these Christmas Songs? Answers found below.
    -- Questions ---
    Approach Everyone Who Is Steadfast
    Ecstacy Toward The Orb
    Hush, The Foretelling Spirits Harmonize
    Hey, Miniscule Urban Area Southwest Of Jerusalem
    Quiescent Nocturnal Period
    The Autocratic Troika Originating Near the Accent of Apollo
    The Primary Carol
    Embellish The Corridors
    I Apprehended My Maternal Parent Osculating with a Corpulent, Unshaven Male in Crimson Disguise
    I'm Fantasizing Concerning a Blanched Yuletide
    My Singular Desire For The Impending Yuletide Season Is Receipt Of A Pair Of Central Incisors.
    During the Time Ovine Caretakers Supervised Their Charges Past Twilight
    Celestial Messengers From Splendid Empires.
    The Thing Manifest Itself at the Onset of a Transparent Day
    The Tatterdemalion Ebony Atmosphere
    The Coniferous Nativity
    What Offspring Abides Thus?
    Removed in a Bovine Feeding more...

    'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential, including that species of domestic rodent known as Mus musculus. Hosiery was meticulously suspended from the forward edge of the wood burning caloric apparatus, pursuant to our anticipatory pleasure regarding an imminent visitation from an eccentric philanthropist among whose folkloric appellations is the honorific title of St. Nicholas.
    The prepubescent siblings, comfortably ensconced in their respective accommodations of repose, were experiencing subconscious visual hallucinations of variegated fruit confections moving rhythmically through their cerebrums. My conjugal partner and I, attired in our nocturnal head coverings, were about to take slumberous advantage of the hibernal darkness when upon the avenaceous exterior portion of the grounds there ascended such a more...

    'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual
    Yuletide celebration and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity
    was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential, including that
    species of diminutive rodent known as Mus musculus. Hosiery was
    meticulously suspended from the forward edge of the wood-burning caloric
    apparatus, pursuant to our anticipatory pleasure regarding an imminent
    visitation from an eccentric philanthropist among whose folkloric
    appellations is the honorific title of St. Nick.

    The prepubescent siblings, comfortably ensconced in their respective
    accommodations of repose, were experiencing subconscious visual
    hallucinations of variegated saccarinose fruit confections performing
    choreography through their cerebrums. My conjugal partner and I, attired in
    our nocturnal head-coverings, were about to take slumberous advantage of the
    Arctic-like gloom when more...

    Technical Night Before Christmas' Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential, including that species of domestic rodent known as Mus musculus. Hosiery was meticulously suspended from the forward edge of the wood burning caloric apparatus, pursuant to our anticipatory pleasure regarding an imminent visitation from an eccentric philanthropist among whose folkloric appellations is the honorific title of St. Nicholas. The prepubescent siblings, comfortably ensconced in their respective accommodations of repose, were experiencing subconcious visual hallucinations of variegated fruit confections moving rhythmically through their cerebrums. My conjugal partner and I, attired in our nocturnal had coverings, were about to take slumberous advantage of the hibernal darkness when upon the avenaceous exterior portion of the grounds more...

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